This dude is smitten With a sweet little kitten Man, how she makes me purr ~ This dude is smitten So I ain’t sittin I know she is the cure ~ This dude is smitten And I’m a gettin To feelin real sure ~ This dude is smitten And I ain’t shittin All I need is her ~ This dude is smitten I won’t be forgettin This love that is so pure. ~ This dude is smitten And so it’s written That nothin’ will deter
I have a plan to save mankind. I’ve just a few things left to find. First is a place we all can hide. It’ll need big windows to feel outside. ~ Next is food, but we can’t be too picky, just nothing too spicy, gooey or sticky. There’s coffee, for sure with sugar and cream, then a really big bed for all to dream. ~ We’ll need some music so bring guitars. Smoking’s optional but no cigars. There’s no heavy drinking or hard drugs. No need for violence or unruly thugs. ~ There will be no jail or a court. So bring no weapons of any sort. We’ll all need to promise to get along. It sounds pretty easy, what can go wrong. ~ You’ll never find a happier place. It’ll fill up fast so reserve your space. Now one last thing before I take leave; it’s best not come if you can’t believe.
Time’s the space between events.
Events made from cause and effect.
Effects felt when closing space,
causing events to speed up the space.
Much like life, love and lust,
the time comes and in we’re thrust.
The future is and the past was,
effecting all, just because.
My beer’s warm and my bed’s cold. My wife ran off and my car’s real old. My dog’s half dead but that’s OK, I can’t afford to feed him anyway. ~ The kids don’t talk to me anymore. I go to see mom and she locks the door. So I go to see dad in the old boneyard. I drink and I cry and I fall real hard. ~ I get so drunk I can’t even stand. I woke up once covered in sand. My toilet’s broke so I pee in the sink. There’s a shed outside, that’s where I think. ~ I got no lights to turn off or on. The landlord screams “why ain’t you gone” But don’t weep for me cos I ain’t sad. I ain’t never had a beer’s that bad.