humor

Note to Self

If you’re reading this

then it’s already too late

if not – disregard

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Mass Hallucinations

Lottery fevers

in the air, visions await

this next billionaire

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Anchors Away

~*~

Loose lips may sink ships.

But lovely lips will always

sink lonely sailors

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Well Dried

Now that I’ve written

Thoroughly of writers block

Nothing’s left to write

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Beauty’s Within

What’s a cameo
with only one layer showing?
A cameoflage

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One Won

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A wordy poem
no one reads. Haiku condense
The poet concedes

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Bright Idea

What sticks in your head
and sees the darkness? It’s a
Go-Poe camera

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Is, is is

Once a word written
fiction is literally
a reality

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Fast Forward in Neutral

I’m not a Luddite

I’m waiting for science to

Catch up to my needs

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Good & Bad

The average are

consistently proficient

at all they pursue

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Petting Pets

How’s a thesaurus

and a dog similar? They’re both

A writer’s best friend

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Morning Triku #103 – microthoughts

If windows had doors

users would not be locked out

nearly as often

If windows were doors

users could explore rather

than simply observe

III

If windows wasn’t gates

seeing apples would have been

jobs for everyone

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Statically Dynamic

My words may never

go anywhere, but at least

I start and finish

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Wordplay

Improvise away

Care not of what others say

and carpe diem

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Spoof

Some say I’m aloof

lazy, stupid and a goof

Their presence the proof

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Sow’s Ear

Once called pathetic,

wrongly I heard poetic.

Change kept euphoric.

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Upstaged

Odd can get even.

Yet the evens must maintain

their balancing act

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True Colors

When someone refers

to themselves as a sage, they’re

probably just green.

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Flushed Out

After a week of

constipation even a

little word feels good

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Penned Protest

I refuse to write

anything at all until

this writers block ends!

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Never Ending Story

Writers block is good.

When I want to write about

something familiar.

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One To Many Priorities

My goal is to write

the first eighteen word haiku.

I’m counting on it.

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rhymesalot

Outpourings from the poor old porous mind of Steve Kittell

humor

Note to Self

Mass Hallucinations

Anchors Away

Well Dried

Beauty’s Within

One Won

Bright Idea

Is, is is

Fast Forward in Neutral

Good & Bad

Petting Pets

Morning Triku #103 – microthoughts

Statically Dynamic

Wordplay

Spoof

Sow’s Ear

Upstaged

True Colors

Flushed Out

Penned Protest

Never Ending Story

One To Many Priorities